The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:

“Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?”

“No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy”

After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:

“Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we’ve thought”

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