The Trophy Wife

This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.

So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says “I’m not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself.”

So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says “I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!”

He says “Wow. How did you do that?”

She says “Easy: Prostitution.”

So now he looks kind of perplexed he says “Who paid 50 cents?”

She says “Everybody!”

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