The Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

Here are the Top 10 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes!

  1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng

  2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle

  3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?” Alexei Sayle

  4. “I’m looking for the girl-next-door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.” Lew Fitz

  5. “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.” Andy Field

  6. “Combine Harvesters. And you’ll have a really big restaurant.” Mark Simmons

  7. “I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it …” Jimeoin

  8. “I have two boys, five and six. We’re no good at naming things in our house.” Ed Byrne

  9. “I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died … which was lucky, because he trod on a landmine.” Olaf Falafel

  10. “Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’, I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’” Alasdair Beckett-King

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