The teacher was trying to avoid calling on Dirty Johnny, the most foul mouthed kid in third grade.

She asked Cindy to name a three syllable word and use it in a sentence, while Dirty Johnny waved his hand frantically.

“Beautiful. My teacher is beautiful” said Cindy.

“That’s correct, and very sweet of you” the teacher replied. Johnny was still waving his hand, but the teacher called on Derek.

“Wonderful. I have a wonderful teacher.”

“Thank you Derek! Your answer is also correct.”

Now only Dirty Johnny has his hand up. The teacher sighs and calls on him.

“Urinate!” Dirty Johnny exclaims.

The teacher is surprised. This isn’t as bad as she expected…

“Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten!”

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