The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub.

The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked him, “What are you doing? “Fishing” , replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.” In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?” “You’re the 8th”, replied the old man.

submitted by /u/ybillo
[link] [comments]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *