The Queen’s Surprise

The Queen of England is taking a tour of one of America’s best hospitals. They are going through different areas, and occasionally meeting with some of the patients.

They walk into a room, and inside, a patient is intensely masturbating.

The Queen is shocked. “My heavens, what is the meaning of this?”

The doctor explains, “I’m sorry your majesty. This patient has a serious medical condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t relieve the pressure several times per day, his testicles will explode, and he’ll die.”

Embarrassed, the queen apologies for her reaction, and they continue on with the tour.

A little later, they enter another patients room. Inside, she see a nurse giving a patient a blow job. The Queen is outraged.

“By heavens, what on earth is going on here?”

The doctor says, “Your majesty, this patient has the same condition as the previous man. But he has a much better health care plan.”

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