The priest.

A woman’s lover comes home while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home suddenly, sees them, and hides in the closet to keep an eye on them.

The wife’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not knowing that her son is already inside.

Boy: – It’s dark here

Man: – Yes, it’s dark.

Boy: – I have a soccer ball.

Man: – That’s nice.

Boy: Do you want to buy it?

Man: – No, thank you.

Boy: – My dad is out.

Man: – OK, how much?

Boy: – 250 EUR

After a few weeks, the man and the boy meet again in the closet.

Boy: – It’s dark here.

Man: – Yes, it’s dark.

Boy: – I have football boots.

Recalling what happened last time, the man asked:

-How much?

Boy: – 750 EUR

The man sighed. “All right.”

A few days later, the father says to his son:

Take the ball and sneakers let’s go play.

The boy replied: – I can’t, I sold the ball and sneakers.

The father asked, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy: – For 1,000 EUR

Father: – It’s awful, how could you rob your friends like that … it’s a lot more than those two things are really worth it! Now I’m taking you to church to confess !!!

The father took his son to the church and the confessional and closed the door.

Boy: – It’s dark here.

Priest: – Don’t start this shit with me again.

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