The president was touring a local hospital one day.

And as he’s going room to room, he sees a man furiously masterbating. He shockingly asks the doctor touting with him why this patient is doing this with the door wide open.

The doctor replies that the man has a disease where his testicles refill so fast that if he doesn’t ejaculate every hour on the hour, they will explode. The president shutters and keeps moving forward.

A few doors down, he sees a nurse giving a man head. The president looks at the doctor curiously, to which the doctor replies, “same disease, better healthcare plan.”

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