The USA president sees a red button next to his chair, hr presses it once and a ice water bucket falls on his face, he press it second time and the chair gives him a punch, he presses third time and the chair kicks him out. Few months later the Russian President comes to Washington, he sees a red button next to his chair, he presses it once and nothing happens, he presses it twice and nothing happens, he presses it a third time and still nothing happens, he says to the USA president: your chair sucks, i am going to return to Moscow where the chairs are way more interesting. The USA president reply: What Moscow?
- About an hour ago, my mother said: “you’re not even listening to what I’m saying are you?”
- A man walks in a sperm bank with a gun.