when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”. This startles the would be assassind and he is captured. Later that day, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”. Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”
- Went to the gym earlier, and while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer… just big enough to get my finger in.
- My grandpa is 95 years old, and he doesn’t even use glasses.