The president is walking out of the white house and heading towards his limousine

when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”. This startles the would be assassind and he is captured. Later that day, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”. Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”

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