The police arrive to find two Irishmen with a dead Pakistani.

The Police ask, “Do you know how this man died?” The Irishmen reply, “No we don’t know anything about the man!” The police then ask, “Do you know what his name was?” The Irishmen reply again, and they say “I told you I don’t know anything about the man! We just went drinking with him a lot but never knew anything about him. All I know is that he has two arseholes.” The police asked in shock, “Are you sure he had two arseholes?” The Irishmen replied, “We’re absolutely certain. Every time we went to a bar with him, the barman would always say, ‘Look! There’s the Pakistani with those two arseholes!’”

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