A surgeon,gardener and electrician sitting in a bar talking about the worlds oldest job.
The Surgeon laughed and said: “HAH! Ofcourse surgeon is the oldest job in the world who else removed the rib from adams body for god to create eve! He doesn’t even have a scar from it!”
Then the Gardener laughed and said:”Haha! You fool,gardener is the oldest job in the world! Someone had to make sure the Garden of Eden was beautiful and all the bushes were shaved before god’s creation appeared!”
The Electrician laughed as he drank from his pint and said:”you both are complete fools everyone knows electrician is the oldest job in the world!”
“Before God even created light we were already installing cables for 5 days!”