The Missing Cock [nsfw]

The village priest went out to collect his freshly laid eggs on Sunday morning and realised his cockerel was missing. At morning service he decided to ask his parishioners if they had seen it. “Has anyone got a cock?” the priest asked.

All the men stood up! “No, no,” said the priest, “I meant has anyone seen a cock this morning?” All the women stood up! “No, no,” said the priest again, “I meant, has anyone seen a cock that doesnt belong to them?” Half of the women stood up!

“No, no, no!” exclaimed the priest. “What I meant was, has anyone seen my cock this morning?” The altar boys and organist all stood up and the priest fainted!

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