The Lawyer and the Mexican

A lawyer and a Mexican live next to eachother in the most cookie-cutter neighborhood you can imagine. One day, they’re both mowing the frontlawn. The Mexican says:

“You know, my house is worth more than yours.”

The lawyer is confused. He responds:

“How? Our houses are identical. Did you renovate the interior?”

“No.”

“Did you modernize the kitchen or the bathroom?”

“I didn’t.”

“Then how can your house be worth more than mine?!”, the lawyer cries.

“Well, I live next to a lawyer, and you live next to a Mexican.”

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