The hitman on the golf course (Slightly NSFW)

Three friends (whom we’ll call Bill, Fred and Joe) are playing a round of golf when a stranger walks up to them and asks if he can join them.

They agree and discover that the man is a friendly type and they all get chatting. Eventually they all get talking about their jobs and the man reveals his job is a professional hitman. In fact, he’s actually got his rifle in his golf bag.

Joe doesn’t believe him and asks to see it. The man complies and produces from the bag a telescopic sniper rifle. Fred asks if he can have a look through the scope and does so. As he’s looking through the scope he sees his house and looks through the window. Too his shock, his wife is in the bedroom with his next door neighbour and they’re both naked. He turns to the hitman and asks how much for a hit

The hitman says “I charge £200 for every shot I fire”
Fred agrees and requests the hitman hit his wife in the mouth since she’s always mouthing off and his neighbour in the dick to teach him a lesson. The hitman agrees, sets up his rifle and takes aim. Several seconds pass and he doesn’t shoot. Bill asks “Are you gonna shoot anytime soon?”

The hitman replies “Hang on. I’m trying to save your friend 200 quid here”

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