The funniest joke I’ve heard happen organically.

I was sat in front of a couple I didn’t know on the bus who were arguing. The girl was asking why the guy never made more of an effort romantically, but he’s saying that it doesn’t come naturally to him to make these big gestures. She keeps angrily saying he needs to be more spontaneous.

He says “I’m a guy, I can’t just turn it on like a tap.”

She says “Force it!”

He says “Fine, I can’t just turn it on like a faucet”.

Unsurprisingly, this didn’t help. Neither did it help that the guy in front of them cracked up and turned around for a high five.

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