The first day of first grade

The teacher asked the children what they had done over the summer. One little boy raised his hand and said, “I went for a ride on the choo-choo.” “That’s very nice,” the teacher said, “but now that we are in first grade, we don’t say choo-choo, we say train.” The next child raised her hand and said, “I had to have an operation on my tummy this summer.” “I’m sorry to hear that,” said the teacher, “but now that we are in first grade, we don’t say tummy, we say stomach.” The third child stood up, feeling quite smart and grown-up, and said, “This summer we got to go to Disney World and I met Winnie the Shit!”

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