The Farmer’s Cock

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home it fucks all of the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.. Next day, it’s fucking the ducks, the hens, and all the geese too! Sadly, later in the day, the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half dead, vultures circling overhead. The farmer says to the cock, “You deserved it you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up and says “Shhhhhh, they’re about to land!”

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