The director of one of America’s finest hospitals is showing the President around the hospital.

In one room, the President sees a male patient masturbating furiously. “What’s that guy doing?” he asks.

“He has a very rare condition,” responds the director. “He produces semen way too quickly. If he doesn’t masturbate at least thrice a day, his testicles will explode.”

In the next room, another male patient is being given a blowjob by a gorgeous female nurse. “What’s going on in there?” asks the President.

“Same problem, better insurance.”

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