The day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Smith a visit.

“We’re sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr. Smith, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?”

Fearing the worst, Mr Smith asked for the bad news first.

“We’re sorry to inform you, sir,” the policeman said, “we found your wife’s body in the San Francisco Bay this morning.”

“Oh, my God!” said a distraught Mr. Smith. “What’s the good news?”

“When we pulled her up,” said the policeman, “she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her.”

“What?” a confused Mr Smith exclaimed. “So, what’s the great news?”

The officer replied, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”

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