The Couple That Never Fought

There was a married couple that never fought. A friend of the couple asked: “How is that even possible” the husband said “well, one day we went horseback riding, and the horse threw her off, so she patted the horse and said “it’s okay, it’s your first time” then, the horse threw her off a second time, she said “it’s okay, this is your second time” the horse threw her off again and she pulled out a gun and shot it, so I said “WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST KILLED THE HORSE!” To which she replied: “this is your first time”

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