The Chinese medic , opens a private clinic.

At the front dor , there was a huge banner saying : ” The treatment costs $20 , if you don’t get cured , we will give you $100 back”

A lawyer walking by saw the sign and thought it’s a good opportunity for him to make an easy $100 , so he walks into the clinic .

  • I have lost my taste ! Says the lawyer .
  • Sister , bring me the medication bottle from the box Nr. 22 , and pour 3 drops in his mouth please.

The lawyer spits out and exclaimed : – Its gasoline ! – Congratulations ,you have regain your taste back ,that will be $20 please .

Frustrated , the lawyer pays the medic and starts thinking of a revenge.

He returns the next day : – I have lost my memory , I can’t remember anything . – Sister,bring me medication bottle from the box Nr. 22 , and pour 3 drops in his mouth please.

The lawyer says : – No way , there is gasoline in that box .You gave me yesterday . – Congratulations , you have regain your memory back , that will be $20 please. Infuriated , the lawyer pays the $20 and comes back the next day to get his money back . – I have a very bad sight , I can barely see anything . – unfortunately , we have no cure for that .Here is your $100 . Happy , the lawyer takes the hundred dolars , but when he looks at it , to his surprise there were only $20 .

  • But this is only $20 ! The lawyer says .

    Congratulations , you have regain your sight back , that will be $20 please.

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