So the rapture happens and all the Canadians get sent to hell because they didn’t hold the door or say sorry enough and the devil sees them celebrating. Bothered by this he asks “you’rein hell why are you celebrating“ and the Canadians respond “it’s like minus thirty where we live this is awesome. Angered by this he makes hell 3 times hotter and comes back and again they’re still celebrating and having a beach party. Realizing he has two get them a different way the devil goes and cranks the temperature down to minus a million and when he comes back they’re celebrating again. Now confused the devil asks “I made it colder why are you happy again” and the Canadians respond “hell’s frozen over. The leafs won the cup”
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