A blonde woman kept getting told she was dumb because she was blonde. She decided to dye her hair black and show people how smart she was. She approached a farmer with a herd of sheep and asked him.
-“Sir, if i can guess how many sheep you have there, will you give me one?”
-“Well ma’am, i suppose, if you guess the exact number i’ll let you have one”.
-“Alright, you have 134 sheep”.
-“I’ll be damned, that’s exactly right, well, pick the one you like”.
-“If i guess the natural color of your hair, can i have my dog back?”