Three lady friends had their weekly lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress and the third has been married for 20+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to exchange notes at their lunch the next week.
Here’s how it all went….
The story of the engaged friend: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and he said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.”
The story of the mistress friend: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.”
The story of the married friend: “When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a black mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said. ‘What’s for dinner Zorro?'”