The Bet

Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blond at the bar and stares up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump.

The blond looks at Bob and says, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob says, “You know, I bet he will.”

The blond replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob.

“Fair is fair,” she says. “Here’s your money.”

Bob replies, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blond replies, “I saw that too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

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