The Best Son.

Three brothers are waiting for their mother at the airport. One says I’m the best son because I got her a new car! The second one says I’m the best son because I got her a new TV!. The third one says I’m the best son because she’s lonely so I got her a parrot to talk to.

The mother gets off the plane and goes up to the first one and says I hate the car. Im practically blind and can’t drive but now I gotta pay insurance to park it on the street.

She goes to the second son and says I can’t see the TV anyway I just listened to the preacher and now I can’t figure out how to work this thing.

She goes to the third son and says you’re a good boy and always take good care of your mother. The chicken was delicious.

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