The barbershop

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours”. The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half”. The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said “Hey Mike, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut but never comes back. A little while later, Mike returns to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “So, where does he go?” . Mike looked up, wiped away his tears and said, “Your house!”

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