The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

Son: “Dad where did I come from?”

Dad: “One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard…”

Son rolls eyes: “And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr…”

Dad: “I slipped in cider.”

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