Terrorist: “Say your last words!”

Terrorist: “Say your last words!”

Dad: “Your last words!”

Terrorist: “What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!”

Dad: “Okay, I’ll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?”

Terrorist: “Stop. Why isn’t this scaring your?”

Dad: “Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I saw that monster henway.”

Terrorist: “What’s a ‘henway'”?

Dad: “About a pound and a half.”

Terrorist: “Stop! I’m serious!”

Dad: “Hi Sirius! I’m Dad

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