Teacher asks third grade students a question.

“Who can give me a rhyme that ends with ‘if I can, if I can, if I can’?”

Bobby at the front puts his hand up, “I’ve got one miss.” “Let’s here it bobby” teacher replies. “When I grow up to be a man, I want to visit Germany and Japan, if I can, if I can, if I can.”

“Very good bobby” the teacher says. Sally then puts her hand up, “mines even better.” “Okay then sally.” “When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby, if I can, if I can, if I can.” “Well done, any more class?” Little Johnny, the shithead in the back, puts his hand up, “pick me miss, pick me.” “Okay go ahead Johnny.”

“When I grow up to be a man, fuck Germany and Japan, I want to help sally with her plan, if I can, if I can, if I can.”

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