” One little boy says, “None, the shotgun scared them all away.” Teacher says, “That’s not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you’re thinking.” Boy says to teacher, “I have a question for you.” “There’s 3 women eating ice cream cones. 1 is licking, 1 is sucking, 1 is biting. Which one is married?” Teacher answers (slightly embarrassed), “I imagine it’s the one sucking.” Boy says, “No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way your thinking !”
- A bear walks into a bar, the bartender freezes in shock.
- Why is a pencil superior than your life ?