A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. He replies, “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days.”
- In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.
- My wife asked me where I would like to be buried…….