Sven went in and Oli stayed in the truck. Sven said to the lumberman, “I need a four-by-two”. The lumberman said, “Do you mean a two-by-four?”. Sven said, “let me ask my brudder”. Sven came back and said, “yup we need a two-by-four”. The lumberman said, “How long?”. Sven said, “huh?”. The lumberman said, “How long do you need it?” Sven just stood there, not understanding. The lumberman said, “Go ask your brother.” Sven went out to the truck, and came back and said, “We need it quite a while, we’re building a garage”
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