A stripper got desperate and tired of the men she was with always turning out to be assholes. She puts an ad on a dating say simply saying “I want a man who will never beat me, never run away from me, and is good in bed” after dating a few more assholes the doorbell rings one day. She opens the door to find a man in a wheel chair with no arms or legs. Desperate, she says “fine did you read my ad?” The man replies “yes, I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you, and no legs so I can’t run away” she thinks for a moment and asks “ok, well are you good in bed?” He says “well, I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”
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