There was a native American once named ‘One Stone’ because he was born with one testicle. He hated his name. He proclaimed if anyone ever called him that again, he would take their life.
One day a young woman named ‘Bluebird’ forgot and called him ‘1 stone’. He made love to her until she died from exhaustion.
Years passed an no one called him that again. Until one day ‘Yellowbird’ returned to the village and let it slip. He made love to her for 5 days and she would not die.
He was perplexed.
When he went to his chief to inquire, the chief replied “Don’t be silly. Everyone knows you can’t kill two birds with one stone”