Some bloke started talking to me in the pub last night.

“My mate came off his motorbike today,” he said.

“Oh really?” I asked.

“Yes,” he replied. “He has slight brain damage, two broken arms and is completely blind in one eye.”

“Blimey,” I said. “No wonder he came off it then.”

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