So three people are sentenced to death by guillotine.

First comes the bartender. The executioner asks if he has any last words, and the bartender exclaims “free drinks for all if God spares me!” The executioner pulls the lever and the blade stops before touching the bartender. The crowd considers this an act of God and successfully demand the bartender be freed.

Next comes the insurance broker. The executioner asks if he has any last words and the sadist insurance broker exclaims “free insurance for all if God spares me!” The executioner pulls the lever and the blade stops before touching the insurance broker. The crowd considers this an act of God and successfully demand the insurance be freed.

Finally comes the engineer. The executioner asks if he has any last words and the engineer points to the guillotine saying “Yeah you got a nail sticking out where the blade is supposed to fall.”

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