So this guy named dave…

Goes to his boss and says “Everyone in the world knows me.” The boss says ” Ok then lets see Tom Cruise.” So they fly to LA go to Tom Cruise’s mansion and knock on the door and Tom Cruise opens the door and says “Dave come on in and have a beer.” The boss still doesn’t believe Dave so he says “Let’s go see the president.” So they fly to the white house and the president says “Dave long time no see come on in and have a beer.” The boss still in doesn’t fully believe Dave so he says “Let’s go see the pope.” So they fly to the Vatican and Dave says “He won’t see us in this crowd, I will go out on the balcony with the pope.” 20 minutes later Dave and the pope come out on the balcony. Then Dave comes down and his boss is being carried away on an ambulance and Dave goes and says “What happened.” The boss replies “I had a heart attack because when you came out with the pope the guy next to me says “Who the fuck is that with Dave.”

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