So this guy had found a magic lamp, which had a genie in it. After a while…
Genie: So master, you have one wish left, think wisely.
Guy: Hmmm, I wish there was a railroad that connect New York City to Moscow.
Genie: That… is quite a big wish you got there. Do you have anything more reasonable?
Guy: In that case, I wish I was able to understand women.
Genie: Did you want your ralroad to be single or double track?
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