So there’s a forest

And a fly was hovering inside the forest. But a fish was watching the fly and thinking “once that fly goes down 6 inches down. im gonna catch the fly to have myself a really nice meal. ” But what he did not realize is that a bear was watching the fish watching the fly and thinking “once that fish catches the fly, im gonna catch the fish to have myself a really nice meal. ” But what the bear did not realize is that a hunter was watching him watching the fish watching the fly, and thinking “once that fly goes down 6 inches and the fish gets the fly and the bear gets the fish” im gonna shoot the bear to have myself a really nice meal. But what the hunter did not notice is that the mouse is watching the hunter’s sandwich watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly, thinking “once that hunter shoots the bear and drops the sandwitch im gonna go to the sandwich to have myself a really nice meal”. But what the mouse did not realize is that a cat was watching him, watching the sandwich, watching the bear watching the fish, watching the fly, thinking “once that mouse dives in to the sandwich im gonna catch the mouse to have myself a really nice meal”. Then this is where it starts, the fly finally goes down 6 inches the suddenly the fish catches it then the bear immediately lunges to the fish, until the hunter shoots the bear and drops the sandwich which made the mouse dive in to the sandwich to have a nice meal, then this is where it all went wrong, just as the cat was about to jump at the mouse to eat it, he accidentally missed his landing and landed at the lake instead.

And i think we all can get a valuable life lesson here.

No matter where you are, What you are, Who you are, When a fly goes down 6 inches,

A pussy’s gonna get wet.

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