So, Steve Irwin ……..

walks into an outback pub with a 15 ft crocodile on a leash, sidles up to the bar and, with everyone watching, pulls out a screwdriver and whacks the crocodile on the head twice.

The crocodile slowly opens its jaws and lays there… Steve unzips and lays his dick in the crocs mouth, and whacks the crocodile on the head once.

the crocodile slowly closes its jaws, but just before it gets to his dick…. he whacks it twice on the head again, and it slowly opens its jaws.

Steve calls out to the bar i’ll give a 100 dollars for anyone that will do this!

The old barmaid behind the bar calls back ……I’ll do it, just dont hit me so hard with the screwdriver!

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