So some racehorses are chatting in the stables. When one starts to boast of his track record. “Out of my last 15 races, I’ve won 8!”

“That’s nothing, I’ve won 19 of my last 27,” said another.

“Oh that’s good,” says an older horse. “But out of my last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”

At this point the racehorses notice that a greyhound had been siting silently, listening into the conversation. “Excuse me gentlemen. But out of my last 72 races. I’ve won 70 of them,” says the greyhound smugly.

“Holy Fuck!” Exclaimed one of the horses. “A Talking Dog?”

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