Now see, this woman is sneezing very vigorously. Eventually, a man leans over and asks ‘what’s wrong?’ The woman replies, ‘I have a very rare condition wherein every time I sneeze I orgasm.’ The man replies, ‘oh why that sounds terrible! What medication are you taking for it?’ The woman smiles and replies, ‘pepper’.
- Before guns were invented
- I hate the word “xenophobia”