So Merkel, Trump and Putin meet at the coast of normandy …

Trump starts to tell them as soon as he arrives “we invented some new submarines, which can permanently stay under water for almost a month now”. “Hah. We already invented submarines, that only have to cut surface once a year” Putin proudly replies. Both look at Merkel waiting for her to top them, but she just unconfortably tries to evade eye contact. Suddenly a pretty rusty, old submarine emerges from the sea and a man with a long grey beard appeares from an hatch shouting “Heil Hitler, we’ve run out of diesel”

I heared this joke many years ago and since I didn’t find it on reddit yet, I thought I’d share it.