So Johnny dies and goes to heaven, where god’s waiting to review his life.

God’s all like “Aight, aight. I like you Johnny, I always have, always will. You helped old ladies cross the street, you donated to charities, and all in all in my professional divine opinion…. you’re a stand up guy! But what the fuck’s the deal with all the incest porn?”

Johnny replied, ” You see God, but that’s just it, you fell right into my trap! You know I believed in you, which meant you knew, that I knew you were always watching! Yet you continued to watch my incest porn, time and time and again! So I ask you! What the fuck’s the deal with all the incest porn?”

God replied ” Damn you’re good”

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