So I’m standing at the bus stop, eating a sandwich…
And there’s an old lady there with a little chihuahua. It’s constantly jumping at my leg, begging for some sandwich. I ask the lady, ” Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?” ” Why no, go ahead”, she says, sweetly. So I threw the yappy little bastard under a bus.
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