So I’m in an airplane right now and the pilot just made an announcement…

About safety and all that and when it was finished I guess he forgot to turn off the PA announcer. So not knowing that everyone on the plane can hear whatever he say on the PA system, he tells the co-pilot, “I can’t wait to drink a cup of coffee and fuck one of these flight attendants.”

One of the flight attendant hears this and sprints towards the cockpit to tell the pilot to shut off the PA system and she trips and falls. This old lady sees her trip and says,” Honey slow down, he says he want to drink a cup of coffee first.”

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