So I was sitting at a bar the other night, when I see this lovely lady sitting down at the other end.. (Nsfw)

So I was sitting at a bar the other night, when I see this lovely lady sitting down at the other end. . . I slide on down over to her and we start talking.

After a while of chatting and a few rounds I said “Listen honey, I was wondering if after we finish these drinks, you’d like to come back to my place and have some fun?” She smiles and says “That sounds like a great idea.” I reply back, “Alright but fair warning ahead of time, I wanna do something kind of kinky.” She says “OK, thats totally fine by me.”

So we go back to my place, and we have sex in a very normal and conventional way. Afterwards while laying in bed, she says to me “Well, that was great but uhh. I thought you wanted to do something kinky?”

I said “Oh yeah. While you were in the bathroom, I went over and shit in your purse.”

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