So God is nearly done creating Adam and Eve

And he looks to the bottom of the bag of attributes and sees there are only two left, so he decides to let the newly created humans choose who will get what.

God pulls out the first one and announces “the ability to stand while peeing”. Adam jumps up excitedly and screams, “Yes! That one is for me! I could do so many things! Write my name in the snow, pee off of tall buildings, make ants go swimming. That’s awesome!”

God says, “Well then, man shall have the ability to pee standing up… now let’s see what is left. Ah! Multiple orgasms!”